Little Miss Fun

Soon, Monday, 5th May, 11am.
And I foresee all hell breaking loose on that day.
Haa.
But, I think it has.

CARE Family Day tomorrow at Sentosa.
Bryan managed to jio Gang Yi, Kang Wei, Yong Chuan to head down and have fun.
Sern’s going too.
It’s gonna be exciting!!
Wheeeee.

Oh yes, it’s 1st of May tomorrow too!
And that is JASERN’s… … … 40th monthsary!!

Anyway, just some food-for-thought…
Can anyone ever earn enough money?
Is money ever enough?

Sern bought me Royce cuz he was at Suntec for a job training.
Thank you baby.

I somehow can’t bear to eat’em cuz they look too pretty.

Sern, Cheryl and I had wanted to have dinner at Ikea.
We hungrily met at the lobby, only to find the place really really empty…
AND the restaurant closed for renovation works.

So Sern and I settled for the hotdog bun, while my sister wanted to have Katong laksa at Queensway Shopping Centre.

We then walked around Queensway Shopping Centre.
Or rather, I wanted to check out navel studs.
We walked by this tattoo and piercing shop.
Guess what?
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This is how my waist looks now…
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Yes, like OMG. What happened???

Nah, I didn’t get a tattoo.
I just wanted to see how I’ll look.
They didn’t have black ink, so it’s pink for now.
Well, everyone should know I LOVE pink.
(You didn’t? Now you know.)
But, a pink tatt seems bimbotic, no?

So well, we’ll wait and see if I grow sick of it…

Oh yes, the lady who did the “tatt” saw my navel and told me to remove my stud, let it heal then re-do the piercing.
Just give me 3 more days to admire it…
I will remove it on the 1st of May, really.

P.S. I just ate the chocs. Couldn’t resist the temptation. I am one big chocolate LOVER.

Absolutely orgasmically fantastically yummyliciously heavenly!
Hmmmmmmmmmm…

Exams aren’t over yet.
In fact, they haven’t even started for me.
I’ve got 2 papers on 30th April, 1 paper on 5th May, and I’m done!

I’m gonna go buy P.S. I Love You to occupy the first day of freedom.
Hope I don’t bawl my eyes out cuz the movie kept me crying throughout.

Guess I’ll go shopping as well.
AND, I’m definitely gonna get a tattoo before my birthday.
My parents’ pardon shall be my 21st birthday present!

And that reminds me, I’m gonna have to design my 21st birthday invite as well.

Well well, I’m gonna take my holidays slow and enjoy these 3 months.

I can’t wait for the 5th to come!
But then, I think I’m in the holiday mood already.

Oh, I just remembered – I gotta get a thiiiiiiiiiiick file to file my year 2 LSM notes too.
Could probably hand them down to Sern to study – if he’s hardworking enough.
But then, the notes are so thick that it’s a total turn off (for me at least).
Oh well, after exams… … …

“What’s the difference between a lousy student and a best friend?
No difference, cuz they both cushion you when you fall!
Happy studying!” -Yueyou

猪大妈 doesn’t fail to make me smile.
Well well, 奶帮 never failed to make my day in college.
I miss you ladies.
We’re gonna meet up in one week’s time at 挤奶 (read: ji3 ni2) (Jeannie’s) 21st.
Yay!

Finally, we went out on a date.

It’s supposed to be a pic of us – me showing off my piercing.
(Yes, I’m obsessed with it. Heee.)

Nice?
I think Sern’s starting to love it, just not admitting it.

I LOVE this shot.
Sexy and angelic eh??

Yay! I really really love it!
Gonna go back to the shop and get more of such nice pretty studs!
*jumps around*

We then headed to Marina to catch “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay“.

We had a good laugh, but this movie puts many things in the wrong light.
Go watch and you’ll get what I mean.

The floor was glittery and pretty, so I decided to take a picture.
We look like we’re walking on a sky of stars right?

This is how the floor looks.

Yes, it looks starry.

This is a star trail, so nice and lovely right?

We weren’t hungry, so this is our dinner – 3 subway cookies each and 1 Andersen’s Thick Shake.
(Sern didn’t feel good after the movie cuz of high blood glucose. )

I don’t mind having a 2d1n getaway at Pan Pac again.

Jassy and Sern.

Kisskiss!

“I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed”
The Square Root of 3, Dave Feinberg

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Interested?
E-mail me!

I just changed my navel stud..
Myself. *beams*
Headed back to the shop, but the dingdong piercer says that he hasn’t brought in the kinda studs I want, and that I don’t have to close the piercing cuz it’ll heal.
So well… I did a little shopping and bought a nice green butterfly stud.

I got home, showered, and was cleaning up the piercing when I decided to remove it and let it close cuz it’s rejecting the piercing…
Then, I somehow somewhat decided to try changing to the green stud.
And it worked! (Had thought I was gonna be in pain but it was pretty fast. )

Nice eh?
Yes, my unglam tire is still there.
So now that I’ve got a sexy stud, I’m gonna go on a diet.

I love it.
But I think I look a little indian-ish with it.
I love it nonetheless!

P.S. Now that I see the picture, I think it looks slanted. Is it? If it is, I really really hate the piercer.

Some things cropped up and Sern couldn’t bring me on a hot date like he promised.
So I’m gonna go out on a date with me, myself and I.
Gonna head to town and remove do something about the piercing,
head to DXO to settle some stuff,
head to collect some stuff from coach,
head home to study.

I somehow enjoy studying LSM 2103 now.
But then, the funny thing is… I don’t feel like I’m studying for exams.

It’s 1.30am now and I’m just done with lab-reporting.
Been at it for many many hours since last week.
Slept at 3am last night.

Time to go do webcast now to revise for 2103.
I need to increase my brain space.
Can I have a hard disk drive put somewhere in there please?

I don’t wanna study anymore! *sulks*
‘m feeling damn grouchy – my “aunt” is paying a visit and she’s amplifying my agony.
Raaaaaaaaaar.

I’m just so glad Sern’s bringing me out on a hot date tomorrow! Hehe.

“Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life, is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100%of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! … Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me fromgetting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO. Cocoabeans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!“
Kopped from naibang’s yue you, who’s also my 猪大妈!
(Don’t know how she became my 猪大妈, but I guess it’s cuz I became her lil piglet.
BUT, I don’t know how I became her lil piglet too… I just did. Haa!
I miss you ladies…)

I’ve been wanting to go on a diet for the longest time ever.
BUT, I always fail to do so cuz I can’t stop eating!!
I don’t look fat cuz my fat’s nicely covered up.
You can really fall flat on the floor laughing at my big fat stomach.

I really need to stop eating…
Chocolates are the loviest food around.
I can buy a block of (Cheddar) cheese, slice and eat them as it is.
Tell me again why I’m fat…

Oh yes, my navel piercing’s “falling off”.
My bod’s rejecting it.
Baaah.
I’m gonna go back to the shop tomorrow to ask them to do something, most likely remove it.
No, I’m not gonna be skewered by them again cuz I really feel like a pig.